Last night was perfect for working in the yard. I decided to do some more planting around the new water fall area, and while digging around the big oak tree I found this thing!
Looks like some sort of a mummified body with wings. Scared the hell out of both me and the dog. Anyway, it had kind of a creepy human look to it, so I called the police and tried to explain what I found.
They sent an officer out and when he saw it, he didn't know what to make of it, so he called the coroner's office on his radio. After the call went out, we ended up with three police cars, a homocide detective, some guy from the coroner's office and on top of it all - a fire truck - all with red lights flashing and all of them trying to park in the driveway and down the street. Damndest thing you ever saw!
The coroner bagged the thing up and asked me if I wanted a receipt. I told them that if they decided I could ever have it back, I'm going to have Bryan have it mounted so we can hang it up on the family room wall with Mark's duck.
APRIL FOOLS DAY!!!
3 comments:
You little shit! I was thinking what in the world is that thing?!? Hahahah...that's too funny, Melissa..I should have known it was a joke coming from! I can't wait to let Brad read this!!
What is that thing, though????
You lil turkey! My heart started pounding and freaking out!!!! Way to make me pee in my pants!
Oh my!!! You really got me, girl. How funny.
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